Books You Will Never See in Your Local Library

Hey y'all. Have you ever played these silly Mad Libs games? They are silly, funny and gets your brain flowin... I have a program that you can plug your word choices into and it will fill in the blanks but I don't know if I can get it to work with the software on this site...in the meantime, I'll just do it manually.... The best way to do this is to choose your adjectives, nouns, verbs, and wacky words in advance and plug them in before you read the story. This story needs 3 nouns, 4 adjectives, 3 verbs, and 3 wacky words.

I know y'all know what I mean, but a simple review
Noun: person, place or thing
Adjective: describes something or somebody
Verb: an action word
Wacky Word: nonsensical silly word

Ready? Have fun. Post your stories if you want but keep it clean - we get all ages on this site and inappropriate postings will be deleted and you'll be banned.


BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY

(Wacky word) 101: How to Speak the Language Fluently.


500 Things to Make With (Noun) Hair


802 (Adjective) (Noun) Facts


(Wacky word): The Lost Civilization


Animals: How to (Verb), (Verb), and (Verb) Them.


The Complete Book on (Adjective) Clowns.


The (Adjective) Guide to Living with a/an (Noun).


Kenny (Wacky word) : The Unauthorized, (Adjective) Biography.



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How'd you do? Here's my version:

BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY

Shakalaka 101: How to Speak the Language Fluently.


500 Things to Make With Hyena Hair


802 Plastic Clown Facts


Schizzle: The Lost Civilization


Animals: How to Squeeze, Burp, and Juggle Them.


The Complete Book on Bloated Cows.


The Sparkly Guide to Living with a/an Pickle.


Kenny Bungling: The Unauthorized, Flipple Biography.



LOL, out'd yours turn out?